This site will be undergoing dramatic maintenance, mostly because I hate php and don't want to continue to support the hybrid php/python implementation I have running, so be forewarned that the site (which has extremely low traffic since I'm not allowed to post anything fun anymore) may be down from time to time over the next week or two. (Sep 15, 2013)

mayor
 

import awesomeness as awsm

 

awsm.get_fortune('random')

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. -- Dorothy Parker

 
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