This site will be undergoing dramatic maintenance, mostly because I hate php and don't want to continue to support the hybrid php/python implementation I have running, so be forewarned that the site (which has extremely low traffic since I'm not allowed to post anything fun anymore) may be down from time to time over the next week or two. (Sep 15, 2013)

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import awesomeness as awsm

 

awsm.get_fortune('random')

If you lose a son you can always get another, but there's only one Maltese Falcon. -- Sidney Greenstreet, "The Maltese Falcon"

 

awsm.get_page_content('Script Licensing')

Most of my scripts and/or rigs are licensed under the 3-clause BSD (“New BSD License”) license. Here is the licensing information and how it applies so everyone is aware. If a script is not licensed under the aforementioned license, it will state it directly either in the script or in the text around the script. If that is the case, then the license attributed to that script or rig will be used and the 3-clause BSD license will not apply. Really I’m just doing this so people don’t steal my work without attributing it to me (as has been done already), so just don’t be a jerk and play nice. I spent time doing these and all I ask is credit. Thanks.

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