mayor
 

import awesomeness as awsm

 

awsm.get_fortune('random')

I AM NOT DELIGHTFULLY SAUCY
I AM NOT DELIGHTFULLY SAUCY
I AM NOT DELIGHTFULLY SAUCY
I AM NOT DELIGHTFULLY SAUCY

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F14

 

awsm.get_page_content('Contact Info')

mayor